Beware the Dog : Roald Dahl [4 of 32]

• And when I land I'll sit there quite normally and say, some of you fellows come and help me out, will you,
• because I've lost one of my legs. That will be funny. I'll laugh a little while I'm saying it; I'll say it calmly and slowly,
• and they'll think I'm joking. When Yorky comes up onto the wing and gets sick, I'll say, Yorky, you old son of a bitch,
• have you fixed my car yet? Then when I get out I'll make my report and later I'll go up to London.
• I'll take that half bottle of whisky with me and I'll give it to Bluey. We'll sit in her room and drink it.
• I'll get the water out of the bathroom tap. I won't say much until it's time to go to bed, then Ill say, Bluey, Ive got a surprise for you.