Small Places : Nick L Belardes [24 of 128]

• I suddenly want to create diorama of pink packaging corporate puppets, not merely for my entertainment,
• but for all bored Buildicon workers. What do you think if you see pink packaging sponges with faces:
• felt-pen grins of asinine pondering and surreal cartoonland pontifications?
• Mike and I design a character in this pink sponge puppet named Blockhead Joe. Much of his story is simple. He marries Airhead Pam.
• Blockhead Joe and Airhead Pam have a grand wedding. They appear on a sitcom. He cheats on her. She cheats on him. They have baby larvae.
• We put up a 'Free Larvae' sign. They're made out of packaging popcorn. We draw faces on them so each one is unique.
• Glen quits his job in Tech Support and takes his larvae to Mississippi. I soon get an email: "We're here!" I never hear from him again.
• Airhead Pam gets murdered. Some of the larvae turn into spawnlings that are Styrofoam, half sponge. Blockhead Joe gets framed.
• Blockhead Joe gets kidnapped. The ransom is twenty bucks. Body parts begin to arrive. How do I get away with this you might ask?
• I have no idea how I get away with this sponge show other than the four workplace axioms I defined earlier.
• I'll do some real work tomorrow.